"Duck man reversal pills"!?!?!?!

@scandalouskiki: @twirlywhirly: @AcadianDriftwood: I saw her for the first time in the heat and dust at a huge outdoor music festival (ACLFest in ATX). She was gracious and talented, but it was not a good way to see her.

God, Regina Spektor is luminous! Love her.

Hahaha! DEVO reference! Win!

That's probably what everyone thinks about those online university commercials, but I feel bad for people who actually go to them.

I know the interventionist! Her name is Suzy Nakamura and she is totally fun. She's not nearly as disapproving as her character.

@sarasasa: It's public. You don't have to be a member to see Tweets.

"If your bank accounts are common, why not your Twitter and Facebook accounts?"

A friend of mine calls all her girls "squirrels".

@MissNormaDesmond: Absolutely! I thought I would never "let" a man hit me until one actually did. It was very scary, and I wasn't nearly as "tough" as I thought I would be. Thankfully, he got thrown in jail for stealing or something stupid (great guy, I know), which enabled me to get away safely.

@kristinab: This should be a blog post of its own so it can be shared with others. Very true and brillantly stated.

I hoop. It's awesome and I've learned cool tricks.

@notadoll: Aw, thanks for the promotion, Little Green Frog!

I'm the little understood, oft-mispronounced asterisk.

I looove Beths. From what I know, they are awesome, loyal, encouraging friends and spitfire, take-no-b.s. mamas. I'd follow my Beth to the ends of the earth.

Super hot!

@coffee_and_lipstick: That vodka is from Austin! It is actually made by a real man named Tito Beveridge.

@Gretchen (Newly sprung from the medical slammer!): The cat poop might actually cause the crazy if you believe the theory in this book: [survivalofthesickestthebook.com]

Oh, bumbershoot!

Aw, I kind of love her. She seems fun! And she makes salad dressing kind of like I do.