I came to make this joke but yours is so much better than what I had in mind. +1 comedy lesson learned.

More like exercising the right to bare arms.

My first caveat is that I dislike the Patriots but, to play Devil’s advocate here. Is it really fair to punish the Patriots without knowing how many other teams alter the weight of their footballs? I have heard rumors that Aaron Rodgers likes his balls slightly over inflated, that leads me to believe that altering the…

You're half right in that assessment +1

Brenden Schaub is big and he’s brown and I hear he has quite a piece on him, if you know what I’m sayin.

I can see Albert’s listicles and I do not like what I am seeing.

How bad does Drew want to podcast with Simmons? Now he thinks he may achieve that dream. How great would it be if Simmons ended up on deadspin?

Woosh!

Oh the amount of time you have to play game makes me so jealous. I really mean that...I'm literal Larry.

If fruit had commercials, that slo mo crocodile chomp would sell all the watermelons.

Am I still banished to the greys?

The Barcelona being referred to in the title is the team, not the City so “are unreal” is the correct usage.

“the difference between consuming “bone broth” and consuming “a bowl of soup without any solid food in it” is limited entirely to the sounds you make with your mouth when telling someone what you just ate.”

Reading that gave me a boner

Also I'd rather see him in an ISIS video than on the football field.

Tim Tebow is a Christian. A fine young man.

It's only guaranteed if he is injured señor.

Don’t you think an “extreme” hobby like that might increase his risk of injury though?

I think you're wrong about them. They have a history of poor personnel management Joey.

You're obviously watching the wrong kind of gay porn my friend.