it took me a second to catch it +1

don't be gross. Albert I think the moral of the story was don't be gross. She said nothing about being a jerk.

+911 very subtle.

yeah I agree. Stuff like under inflated footballs.

too bad that Goodell won't see the video for a few more months.

the dong flopping in that video is almost too much to bear. Almost.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this may be the most poignant statement I have ever read on the Internet. All the +1's to you sir.

God bless you Doug. Or at least whatever barbaric deity you Canadians believe in.

I love how his fist is turned up in a perfect little fat guy squee.

I had no idea Darlene from Rosanne was an LSU fan. Is that Jon Galecki in the banana suit then?

if you listen very closely you can actually hear collinsworth gagging on goodell's cock in the back ground.

+1 (6000 year old Earth)

I saw this on Twitter yesterday and tried to send it to you guys I think I was too sleepy to send it right but I am happy it is on here. Is funny

im not going to debate the merits of religion with you on, of all places, kotaku. But to reply to your post, religion is a mandate construct that is designed to control the masses, much the way that modern laws, regulations etc do. Only with religion you get the message of superiority inherent to that belief. By…

no I read your post...twice actually and it doesn't change the fact that religion as a whole is dog shit and is a cancer on humankind. It has taught hatred and intolerance and sexism since it first began. Any good that could even somewhat be attributed to religion is cancelled out by the hatred and intolerance they…

religion is shit

...bunion?

come on! There is no room for fighting in modern day hockey commenting.

I would argue that laziness is probably the most honest explanation.