To be fair, even NBA stars can get lost in the crowd of international celebrities that is Milwaukee. They don’t call it ‘Monte Carlo of the Midwest’ for nothing.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

J Edgar Hoover would have totally pulled off the outfit Meghan McCain has on better than her.

In Pittsburgh they call that a “Big Ben”.

Even when we reach the eventual rebuild years, never forget: Sidney Crosby has won more Cups than the entire Flyers organization.

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Actually this move makes total sense. Experts say an attack at this particular school is likely to involve small arms.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

Lebron: “3 seed, 4 seed, Johnny Appleseed, Joel Embiid. Don’t matter. Cavs in 6.”

Now, a gallon of gasoline cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say.

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

The Cincinnati Expansion will be, by far, the best team name in the league though.

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This man will not shut up or dribble.

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.