“.....he was diagnosed with a broken femur, a broken pelvis, internal bleeding, bleeding on the brain, nine fractured ribs, and a broken neck.”

Well, it was the Christian thing to do.

Chris Berman can’t be racist. Some of his best friends are Tom Jackson.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

You think Trump might remember something that didn’t happen to him personally?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Pirates fans do the same thing. They celebrate Nutting saving money like it is going into their own wallets. They make all kinds of excuses why the team can’t add salary, like ever, and blindly tout every mid-20s career minor leaguer acquired as some kind of savior.

The folks over at Jalopnik could have told you that Suzukis were a non-starter.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.