Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Full of Goop? Lucky guy!

There is better Mexican food to be had in the Maryland suburbs (Riverdale/Bladensburg/Hyattsville). I’ve heard the same about the Va suburbs but can’t really attest to that. Seafood in DC and the metro area is pretty rough though, night and day just going to Baltimore or Annapolis instead.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

They named him Jagr

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

If Kyrie has something to say, I think he needs to say it flat out.

the screen door slams, sindhu’s cock sways.
like a vision she shuttles across the court as okuhara plays.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?