This is 10,000 words of him simply saying that at least Barca plays the right way or something.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

It would appear the people of Nashville were catfished into thinking they had a chance to win the cup.

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

Does this count as another major?

I appreciated her steadfast refusal to learn or care about any sport the entire time she wrote for Deadspin. Will miss her unique voice.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

MM3 and not the NES TMNT? For shame!

Well you better make that top 5 anime dads list on father’s day then

That is not an apology.

A devastating game-7 loss?