notacollie

12/6/21

not even just a fresh start, he couldve been like “i just wanted to go into hiding in case I was next!!”

11/20/21

Oh, okay.

11/19/21

Over the course of Steven Brust’s Draegaera series, it reveals why the world moves as slowly as it does, but that would be spoilers.

6/28/21

I truly hope fashion completely falls apart. Between selling Minor Threat and Crass shirts at Urban Outfitters, this skirt-based atrocity, and the far more sinister mullet resurgence, I feel like fashion as a professional industry has to die.

6/27/21

<<I can’t deal with the acid wash, but that probably doesn’t have the heinous associations for you young’uns>>

6/26/21

Dolly can play several instruments, one of them BEING her nails.

She is credited as such on “9-5".

6/25/21

Not quite always true. I’ve had a dress or two that looked really weird on the model but I thought I’d try them anyway because I liked the pattern...

6/25/21

In the late 1980s, I wore an above-the-knee demin skirt with a hot-pink turtleneck and suntan pantyhose!

6/25/21

Or, he’s the grift that keeps on living.

6/25/21

You know what else is annoying? This fucking hulu ad that doesn’t go away and takes up half of the browser window. Let’s fix that.

6/25/21

Step 1: Be Dolly Parton.

6/25/21

We have Amish people come down to Indianapolis to the malls, or when they sell produce, etc at farmer’s markets and the women wear them sometimes. I’m sure because they’re long and cover a lot of skin.

6/25/21

This is pretty much the only thing that needs to be said on this matter. Godspeed, LizTaylorsEarrings. Godspeed.

6/25/21

Sorry, no. Denim skirts are forever and always Dork Level Hopeless.

6/25/21

The problem with a denim skirt that is longer than your knees is that even if you wear just a bra with it, I’m going to automatically think “oh is she one of *those* Christians?”

6/25/21

Well, if he had died, I’m pretty sure Mike Pence wouldn’t have been calling for attacks on Mike Pence.

6/24/21

Thousands of people are still dying and will continue to do so because of this idiot. He’s the gift that keeps giving.

6/14/21

I somehow ended up in an all-women’s college in the mid-’60s, in Texas, and was almost literally struck down dead in my tracks whenever I referred to dorm-mates/classmates/whomever as “you guys,” which was how I referred to any group of people in Denver and what I’d been doing my whole life. Nobody warned me about the…

6/14/21

“Youse guys” IS gender-neutral in the fabled lands in which it is spoken, as is its close cousin, “you guys”. This is a fact and I will brook no discussion.

7/10/19

REVIEW HARLOTS, YOU COWARDS! [cries]