I think COVID will be a factor, too. Pretty much any plan is better than no plan.

He just means he's not as tough as an average 7th grader.

I'm not convinced she can even spell disingenuous. Fun bit of trivia, she's apparently married to a man who got arrested for exposing himself. Real top-notch people.

I would say there's even a bit of a stigma, in a sense, to staying at the same place for your whole career. It would be like never leaving your hometown.

I once experienced a bout of buyer’s remorse over yarn, or some such thing, and my teenage daughter sort of looked at me and asked, “Why do you go to work if you aren’t going to use the money on yourself?”

I hate monkeys. They’re great in theory, but hanging out with them must be like babysitting a strung-out toddler who’s also a sex pervert.

We basically did the same, got married by my daughter in a park in July, immediate family only. It wasn't the dream, but I kept thinking, "well, Grandma was a warbride..."

What I took from the article was that he’s enthusiastic about the job and not emasculated. I'm not sure where the tone about the kids comes from. Of course, he’s probably going to have to say it every day for the next four years.

It really should be that way, though. I hate how sexist it is, that it’s “women’s work.” So hire someone!

Here in Colorado, they will pry it from our cold, dead hands. We LOVE our voting.

Anthony Bourdain made a joke on his New Jersey episode years before 45 that Trump puts his name on the buildings so that the banks will know which to foreclose.

Just like that hottie Trump?? (barf) Money talks.