Just because some saucy tart hurls a fork at you doesn't make you a king. It's not like some bint can come up out of a pool of duck sauce, fling chop sticks at you and make you emperor of PF Changs.

This thread is everything.

This is how you parent.

Good luck finding me THOSE stories!

Ah, Forxcalibur. Alas, many a man has tried to free that fork from within the enchanted block of parmesan, but all that have gone North to this garden of olives have never been seen again.

She used to work customer service somewhere. 100% guarantee.

For real. The last restaurant I worked at had such a good management team that I stuck around 2 days a week for three full years after I could have quit, just because I loved them so much. One of them was recently transferred to the store closest to my office job, and I have debated applying for a job just to work for…

Minor clarification: the leftover mexican was thrown minus the plate; the story makes it clear the manager scooped it off the plate in his bare hand. Certainly an epic way of making sure you won't have to deal with that particular customer again.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

I got this a few times when I worked at a chain food shop. It mainly just amused me, because the city had two of the biggest universities in the country, and the area was near where a lot of the students lived. Obviously, all the staff there were either students or recent graduates. I always just wanted to be like "I…

I've always wanted to be the King of Olive Garden. Is there a succession plan? Do I need to murder the previous King? Or just wait for him to die of the inevitable heart attack?

Wait, only $20k? *balls up life, starts over*

Best Managers Ever should be the theme of the next BCO.

People do it. In all fairness, it was been a while since I've seen it though. But snapping of the fingers at servers still fucking happens.

Can we have a round of applause for all of the awesome managers this week? There is nothing more satisfying than a manager that has your back when a customer is being an asshole.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

That is not the solution. "Go to college, get some student loans and graduate with upwards of $20k in debt!" thanks so much for the suggestion!!!!

Why is every asshole's first friendly tip that we should all go to college?

Has anyone, outside of a movie, actually experienced someone using the phrase 'Chop, chop!' in the last decade? ...i didn't think that was actually a thing!

I turned down an offer for a Starbucks run at 10:50 BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST KITCHENETTE TIME YOU IDIOT