"we're taking a more grounded and realistic approach...."

Ms. Marvel is kind of a big thing right now. Putting her in the book is just good business. Female Thor is outselling her male counterpart too.

What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

I'm seeing a lot of butt hurt comics fans pissed the team isn't as white and male to their liking. Real clever calling it social justice avengers guy.

I think it means that everyone here was right on her subversive take on the first film.

50 shades was so much more watchable than I expected it to be, and I think that's entirely because of Taylor-Johnson. I dread to think the direction the sequels will take without her and if EL James is given even an inch more or creative control.

IS THIS A KARDASHIAN-FREE DIRTBAG? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE AM I? WHAT IS LIFE?

January Jones

Has anybody tried putting a mic on him and letting him go to the bathroom?

I feel like the people criticizing Chris Pine fall into two separate groups:

"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Bill Cosby?"

As the only black gentlemen of entertainment whom I've met in person are Gary Coleman and Jimmie Walker, I can say that I, fortunately, have been spared.

I took a survey, and there are seven women that Bill Cosby has not tried to rape. Don't question my methods, it was very scientific.

The ones he hasn't met?

That's a good start.

When he's unwittingly drugged into an honest confession.

I'm already there. I mean, /it's/ already there as a phrase! Everyone will know what you mean if you say it. "I need to get another drink, I saw that guy when I came back from the bathroom and don't want to get cosbied." Hm, how to conjugate that. Plus, how much into the vernacular do we need it to be to stop…

RE: Chris Pine. I feel like this is part of the disingenuous and shallow nature of the world we live in.

Yeah, let's verb him. "He tried to Cosby me." We could noun him as well, "an act of Cosby." It worked for Santorum.

The best illusions are the ones where you can look at it, know it's an illusion, and still see the effect. Like this one.