Oh my god...Girls IS Catcher in the Rye! Both center around insufferable, whiny, assholes who I can't stand, yet somehow everyone talks about them like it's the second coming of Jesus and the pinnacle of entertainment. They both blow.

As bizarre as this aesthetic is, it's still better than 99% of her red-carpet looks. But they did seem to incorporate her characteristic shoulder-slump, so bonus points there.

For reals. When I was 16, I was wondering why people kept telling me that I should relate to Holden Caulfield. Guy is an asshole. Now that I'm 30, I have to relate to Lena Dunham? Am I terrible because I relate most to Clueless-era Paul Rudd? I think I'm a Josh.

That cover has clearly been Photoshopped! I will pay $10,000 for unretouched images which prove that Lena Dunham is not a Greco-Roman bust.

Like Woody Allen, she is vulnerable and ridiculous. In the perennial battle between maintaining dignity and playing out the joke, the joke always wins.

(Girls is Catcher In The Rye.)

Look, everybody: out-of-touch rich New Yorkers defending another out-of-touch rich New Yorker!

I think it only works if it's Sperm-of-the-moment.

But, who are you going to fuck with a whale dong? Or does it matter?

How kinky are whales?

...no Free Willy joke?

Thank you! Replying to promote science

Just the opposite. Because sperm are being made constantly, it's relatively hard to shut down production to safe (no pregnancy) levels without causing significant side effects.

Don't know if it's exactly fair to say that we have no male birth control because it is not profitable. I think it would be plenty profitable. The problem is it's really hard. With women, you "just" have to stop the release (or implantation or fertilization) of 1 egg a month. With men, you have to stop the production…

My mother has either an unintentional gift of, or secret fondness for, random mentions of dick. She is a very proper lady, but she has also used the "beat off" phrase as above, has been known to say she pulled "such a boner last night", and a few others I wish I could remember. (I think one may have be her…

wait, didn't you guys to the same?

No one can make a poboy like they can in Louisiana. No one gets the bread right. It has to be French baguette and it has to crumble and get all over your shirt when you bite into it. Also, people not in Louisiana try to put a bunch of crap on a poboy that doesn't belong there, like special sauces and strange pickles.…

I don't know why anyone in Louisiana would eat a po'boy when y'all have muffaletta.