I know!! I literally read that and thought "wait, we're looking at the guy currently transforming into an old god, and not the nice gods, the ones who are all down with blood sacrifice, and saying SNOOZEFEST!" Sigh, jezebel, sometimes I just don't know what to do with you.

Great analysis. I also love how Ramsay is more Joffrey than Joffrey but we're all to horrified to even react.

Oh yeah? Well here's Bran: "I had a vision of being a wolf...I befriended a tree...Well, I'll be god damned, it's another vision of being a wolf." I don't go in for visions; they're like the equivalent of reading dream sequences and dream sequences are boring! (Unless we're talking about, like, Alice in Wonderland or T…

I love crawfish etoufee more than oxygen, so understand when I say that not even that could save the bland, falling-apart nature of catfish. Whitefish sucks in general, but Jesus, even COD is better than catfish, and cod is TERRIBLE.

SO true, except that clearly Bran is a boring person surrounded by boring things (Hodor is the exception) and Davos is an interesting person surrounded by boring things! He's the only non-highborn character who gets taken seriously in the series. (As far as I've read of it, anyway.)

Hmmmm, I like it. Ashamed to say, I did not let myself analyze it because it squicked me out. The deepest I went was acknowledging that Ramsay made me feel sympathy for Theon, even though his betrayal of the Starks was so heinous. I hate/love when characters are portrayed well enough to cause internal conflict in the…

Oysters are typically considered a seafood-only item, but every seafood place will have them. Po Boys are usually referred to by other names, as are Crawfish (which are frequently called "crawdads" when and where they appear). Gumbo I'm not sure about. Catfish is fucking terrible.

You best check yourself. #TeamStannis

"Now, if only they also got rid of Stannis. And Jon Snow"

Boring??!!! No way!!

Every time I see a clip from this show I keep thinking that I would so watch it if it was basically just Plaza and Pratt. But maybe that would be too much of a good thing.

April Ludgate is a national treasure. Aubrey Plaza should win all the Emmys.

I'd forgotten about that! Good point!

I'm normally a "fuck the police" kinda gal and I think the criminal "justice" system is a useless, punitive waste of human life.

Oh, Jezebel is ground zero of feminist hypocrisy. The editors are so full of shit most of the time that the stench comes through the Internet.

If I post on Jezebel that I have a naked photo of Benedict Cumberbatch I want to sell and a Jezebel reader pays me $100 for it is Jezebel somehow responsible? If so how? Reddit did not pay any money for any pictures, didn't ask anyone to steal any pictures. Big difference between that and what Jezebel did.

The people raising the money didn't do that though. They just viewed the pictures. Gawker had leaked photos of Peaches Geldof linked in her article where she died. Talk about class.

How is some random guy asking for money the same as a media outlet posting a bounty?

The hypocrisy on this site is mind boggling. This is the website that just a few short months ago paid $10,000 for "leaked" unretouched photos of Lena Dunham: http://jezebel.com/here-are-the-u…

Leaked nudes? OMG RAPE!