A Kardashian pairing done just for the money? Say it ain't so!

Ewwww Fred Armisen, gross.

If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that people who believe in the Illuminati Conspiracy can implicate anything to the Illuminati Conspiracy.

Uh, weed literally melts the cancer out of your body, didn't you know?

Among the connections they hypothesize, "marijuana may increase positive affect, which in turn could reduce the likelihood of conflict and aggression."

It's not masturbation if you have a partner, it shouldn't matter if his lover Serta is a mattress or not. Besides:

I mean it's not impossible, but in totality this just looks like some ultra low budget Sci-Fi/Horror filmmakers. There's a pretty solid community. Their final product may be funny, but this ad by itself really isn't.

This is a Craigslist ad, if they were trying to make a porno, there wouldn't be any doubt.

Is this one of those rape .gifs I've heard so much about?

That's what I thought.

...What's funny about it, exactly?

It's impressive, Miley found someone even more insufferable than her.

It's just non-stop.

Charlize, on the other hand, is a font of wisdom, it flows from Sean Penn's mouth, to her ears, only to be redistributed to us unworthy 20-somethings. Bless you, Charlize!

To put it another way: Blacks have ten times as many black friends as white friends. But white Americans have an astonishing 91 times as many white friends as black friends.

My agenda, as a random poster on the internet, is definitely to spread disinformation. Am I doing a good job?

Eww I kinda see it...

Naw, I'm the type that judges them mostly silently.

Kevin Bacon didn't think his naked penis was going to be such a "big deal."

My face when I saw Lena's dress: