My grandmother used to wear a lot of denim gowns. Katy's is a lot nicer than hers, though.

It's called laughing through the tears.

That's true, but where's the humor in it?

Is the main symptom of Kardashianitis getting a nice ass at the expense of a tolerable personality?

I don't call it being sleazy, I just call it a good time.

68 percent of the U.S. population believes Ebola spreads "easily."

Oh come on, that was good!

What kind of idiot would use things like their real names and personal credit cards on a cheating website? Probably the same idiots that would use a cheating website in the first place, now that I think about it...

It's much like Gawker Media in that regard. ZIIIIIING

"That editor is a Britisher," Tayoun explained, puzzlingly.

I would strip tease, sometimes work out in my boxer briefs — even work out naked.

"It's progressed to the point where both countries agreed to lock down the border at night to try to mitigate smuggling, "

Can any legal eagles comment on how this would or would not be affected by the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby ruling?

I think this Doctor Who porn parody is way more entertaining than Girls. And yes I watched the whole thing.

I know, it was mostly said in jest.

I wouldn't be upset with the idea if we were just talking about the one that was 18+.

Swinging and gymnastics builds muscle over time, and active physical activity causes shrinkage. Hence big muscles, underwhelming bulges. It's science, or something.

I mean there's a bulge. What, you want to be able to tell their religion?

Meh, they haven't exactly been shy about putting Spider-Crotch front and center for the dudes. All that swinging and crawling, you know.

Minaj is posed as Marvel's new Spider-Woman,