Thanks for the permission, officer.

First, a transvestite isn't the same thing as a transsexual. Second, it was a joke.

Is this just some roundabout way of her confirming those transvestite rumors about her?

True fact, this video was not edited.

Mariah isn't exactly a homebody herself.

He does not have to work, but he's been throwing himself into gigs and projects."

That's the guess of her size from a Yahoo! writer. I'll be honest, the screen cap doesn't look very size 8.

First of all, I thought the whole POINT of Scooby Doo was that the ghouls and warlocks weren't real—they were just greedy dildos trying to hoard pirate treasure by dressing up like witches.

Val Kilmer sure slimmed down, good for him.

Totally worth it.

...h...ho...hot?

And I heard that horse was Jewish, so there's that.

I mean he might have a "stiff breeze" helping him along, but probably not.

Do they have a history of using their ads for a little good natured riffing on others?

Right? If you lived in the country and noticed every time you saw a horse dick, well, you'd spend all day noticing horse dick.

Obviously, the perfect horse has the perfect dick: like 19 or 20 inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of riders without being too gay-horse porn-y about it. He's standing in front of a fence, just begging a…

I thought they loved those pills for the Ephedra?

Is this a dick or what? That's not a dick. What you rubbed on your victim was, though.

A source tells Page Six that the couple is separating after six years of marriage;

SHAZAM!