Didn’t Bill Simmons have the Cycle CEO on his podcast a few months ago? All of this seems like some snake eating its own tail bullshit.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the most genuine content was really just ads direct from #brands.

What’s the funny part? The labor unions? or the strong Democratic support.

So this article was written solely so Haisley could refer to MLS as a small-time soccer league, right?

Exactly, there’ no way we can enhance our brand potential with strategic synergistic sustainability if we rely on internet financiers.

Lol all I’m saying is that we need to pay attention to the negative margins when adjusting capital in order to comply with the Nate Yodel Dictum. We can’t just raise rates without lowering overhead and accounting for variance in the outcome/income/piss bucket ratio.

“small-time soccer league draws 43k fans on a Tuesday night.”

Bingo. Clinton wing of the DNC is no friend of labor or the working class

And yet the Democratic Party have also been cheerleaders for neoliberalism.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

Some people are history buffs and want to relive the past

I don’t think many were actually excited to see Arena come back. The Klinsy experiment just wasn’t working, and there isn’t a single world class manager who’d be tempted for any amount of money to take over a meh US squad that was already sputtering in qualification.

This actually made me lose respect for the USMNT. If the roles were reversed there’s zero f*&^%$^ chance Mexico is making any attempt whatsoever to score goals in injury time while down 2-1 and knowing the loss will be meaningless to their own qualifying place yet will keep the U.S. out of the WC. They’re probably…

The best thing I ever read about Nagbe was that he doesn’t realize just how good he is; His best moments come when he seemingly realizes that he’s better than just about everyone else in the MLS.

In my opinion he needs to be played relatively close to Pulisic. They both love those cushy first time layoffs and seem to…

Possible, but more realistically is that he really, really sucked in the last game, and hasn’t gotten his fitness back yet.

I think Jonathan Bornstein’s gonna want a few words with you.

I understand wanting to replace Jurgen, but why in fuck were people getting on board with bringing Bruce Arena back???

...and they managed to right themselves and get within a whisker Wondo of beating Belgium in the Round of 16 and booking a date with Argentina.

I’m not happy about any of this, but I do remember Mexico being a whisker away from not qualifying the last time around until this happened:

Holy shit Bruce Arena. In the year 2017, Chris Wondolowski, Benny Feilhaber and Daxxx McCarty are on the USMNT. Only thing missing is a Ricardo Clark swan song.