Lol he just called this our lost generation, which is more accurate on a macro level.

Somebody tell Lauren that Haisley has her password

I’ll take Tyler’s bullshit over jamming a pencil in my ear every time I hear Alexi say anything.

We got a midfielder at Schalke that went a full 90 against Bayern.

I’d say this could be the kick on the pants that USA Soccer needs to overhaul things and become a stronger international side, but we all know that’s not going to happen..

I will enjoy chewing on this big, fat L for the next four years, the way I do with all the sports teams I root for. You start to really develop a taste for the L, you know? Relish the bitterness and frustration.

Lalas is a bloviating gas-bag in love with his own voice. Nothing he says has any value; he’s just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. He was right to call out this team, but then also said they could win the World Cup, because... I don’t actually know why he would say that, he just did.

At one point in the last fifteen minutes the announcer mentioned the possibility of Wondo coming in to the game, and this is all you really need to know about why we didn’t qualify.

Probably eat chicken wings and sing unimaginative chants. So you know, same old, same old.

Fuck me!

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

WTF “Lauren”

Magically, barring second-half comebacks from Honduras and Panama, the USMNT is still fine,

Good. Those Syrians have had things a little too easy lately for my tastes.

Haha I know right? I HATED Kaep as a player. Now I love the dude for doing what he thought was right.

While Vietnam raged on, “After graduating from college in 1965, Jones borrowed a million dollars from Jimmy Hoffa’s Teamsters union to open up a string of Shakey’s Pizza Parlor restaurants in Missouri. When that venture failed, Jones was given a job at his father’s insurance company Modern Security Life of…

I absolutely love Jones’s seeming assertation that the people kneeling are apparently submitting to social pressure and thus need to be given incentive to stand against it. Because this is all it is about, protecting the players from those rabblerousers.

I don’t know man, I love my dog way more than people.