Lordy, I do believe I have the vapors.

Pedantic side note to the wingnuts: it’s #HAARP and not #HARP. The former is a large government machine built just to fuck with us and the latter is a musical instrument played by angels and what not.

“Whos is responcible?”

High school is important, kids!

Oh my god I love that aspect of Tiny House Hunters..’It’s just so small’... YES IT IS TOO SMALL THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT a family of four in a shoebox is probably a bad idea. It’s wonderful

However, I also love on House Hunters, when they show the third house, which almost always ticks EVERY fucking thing that they are searching for but is just 5 minutes further away than they want- and you find out they end up picking the shittiest house out of the whole selection.

I live in Melbourne, Australia where the median house price is $740,000 so I’m constantly screaming “HOW IS THAT MANSION ONLY $200k!!! Australia is bullshit!!” at the tv.

OMG! PHONE WAS PHONE?!?!

Truly the halcyon days of yore.

I bought myself a whole wheel of soft cheese (Delice de Bourgogne, aka the best cheese in the whole world) as a push present. I think I’m winning.

I watched a show on PBS the other day about the ‘76 presidential campaigns and at the end of the show someone summed up the six years of that era, the combined presidencies of Ford and Carter, as of two decent men whose presidencies were necessary to heal a divided country.

because women have to answer for their husband’s behavior, apparently? i honestly can’t fucking tell you. it’s accepted fact that trump is bananas. this is grasping at straws on his part. he can’t attack Hillary so he attacks her husband.

Because Bill’s treatment of women is still her biggest character flaw. It’s nuts, but how she handled that is far more weighty than how either man responded to the accusations against themselves, because of how little we expect from men and how much we expect from women.

The same reason he’s bringing Obamas half brother to the debate. Trump seems completely unable to grasp the concept of that he is being beaten by a woman so attacks the men around her.

Also keep in mind the president who probably advanced civil rights the furthest was LBJ who was the dirtiest player in the game. The most moral president we have ever had was Jimmy Carter who accomplished very, very little. Do you want goodness or greatness?

He would get too dehydrated.

Yeah and I loved Kate McKinnons take on the intimidation attempt. “Oh no! Mistresses? Bill how could you? How will I ever go on?

THIS one million times. I’d never thought of it this way, but he literally doesn’t know what to do with her. I think in his tiny little pea-brain he thought she was going to wilt, and when this never happened - she was full-on campaigning with pnuemonia - he just didn’t know what to do.

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…

I’m thinking that’s actually when he did a bit of soul-searching and experienced deep regret that he didn’t go with the roman shades.