Excellent gif deployment

My dad is a mental health RN! Same story. Turns out only racist people have racist nervous breakdowns.

He is fucking feeling sorry for himself with that quote. Ugh.

My dad was in a medically induced coma once, and when he came out he was hallucinating, he was confused, he was paranoid. Being in a coma isn’t like sleep, so when you come out, you’re sleep deprived and those things happen. He even became angry, because he suspected that people around him were up to no good. Still,…

Oh wow! That is a huge responsibility!

It was so, so good. My kids are 4 and 6 and I’m already trying to get them hooked on Shakespeare. I’m getting them Macbeth and Hamlet for kids for Christmas. I’ve also heard that the Stratford Festival does something where you can take kids to early shows and then afterwards they get to dress up in costumes!!! How did…

Jesus, that is a scary stat. While I have you on the line, as it were, have you seen the “Flu is not a season” meme? I have friends on Fb who share it every fall and it drives me crazy.

That’s a good way to describe it to others, thanks for that. One of my friends had her second baby while her husband (an ER doctor) had influenza and he was able to get up for a moment, with a mask on of course, meet the baby, and then went back down to the basement for a week. Luckily she had family to help her out…

Poor you! Hang in there! Last time I had norovirus, I made a pact with myself that I would just throw myself out a window and end it all, but then I felt better the next day. So it does go away quickly. It’s terrible in the moment though. Don’t throw yourself out a window, is what I’m saying.

SO GOOD. My mom still goes on about it. I think my Dad was a bit jealous of how excited my mom was to go, and said in a joking way: “Say hi to Chris!” as we were leaving and then we met him back stage and did say hi! Take that, Dad!

The “stomach flu” thing bothers me too, because I know people who refuse to get the flu shot because they got one once and still got “the flu.” But when they describe the flu, they are clearly referring to gastro.

Ugh, this is why I’ll never go on a cruise. Can you imagine being stuck on a BOAT with other vomiting people for days? Noooooo.

I’m sad about this because I was starting to like him after he made those faces at Hiddleston’s speech. Back to disliking, I guess.

I saw him in Stratford (Ontario) in King Lear and it was the best thing to happen to me, including the births of my children (sorry kids, it’s true).

Agreed. Lots of times people clearly have norovirus but blame whatever restaurant they ate at last. I’m annoyed about this because someone came over to my house for a playdate with her kid who had recently been puking but didn’t tell me until afterwards. She was SURE it was just what he ate, until everyone else in her…

But honestly, I’m still really sad about Alan Rickman

I’m a hula hooper but I’m terrified of fire and refuse to fire hoop. Other hoopers mock this but I feel like I’m just being prudent. Aren’t humans supposed to be afraid of fire being in close proximity to their bodies? I feel like this must be a yes.

Argh I miss that man so much

Meaty chests?!?! Jesus God.

UUGGHHH how did you not throw things at them