RIP Deadspin.

“Gotta go WAH!”

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Fort the love of god stop the autoplaying videos. I can no longer waste time at work on your sites because of these useless pieces of content taking up space and blaring out of my speakers any time I scroll down a page. 

Ouch...let me show you on the doll where that comment touched me.

David Attenborough. Richard only commentated on dinosaurs.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

They milled out all my adapt cards so I guess I’ll lose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Twitter’s embedded video quality is so shitty, I can barely see most of the highlights you guys post from there.  Both of these twitter videos are like 240 resolution on the wide shot, and only sharpen into a visible image for the second half of the video.  It doesn’t seem to be a buffering thing, as they sharpen at…

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

The article went out of its way to avoid spoilers, and here you go.

This seems like “I’m sorry - there was no way for me to know that she’d become single again right after you and I got married.”

I love a good slider.

Ah, the naiveté of youth. He’s walking alone at this club.

“I come to Bury?” -seizer “Not to pays them.”

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

I respect your commitment to big boy accuracy

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

The Defenechstration of Houston