spider Georg, who climbs the speed wall in 4.3 seconds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Mill isn’t a problem in constructed; none of the cards are at a high enough power level to make it a tier 1 deck, and there are plenty of aggro strategies that can get in fast enough, or control decks with enough interaction to buy time and take over the game. Mill doesn’t play defense well if you can get your threats…

I have a good reason they shouldn’t be in your tournament decks: they’re not legal in Standard right now.

I’ve been wondering for months if this is just me, thank you for the validation.

handle checks out

Suspend him for 3 weeks.

If only there were some kind of video system that could assist the referees in correcting these blown calls!

against the White Sox

> Estephan won 2018’s Magic Grand Prix.

By the laws of the game, you actually do need a goalkeeper: “A match is played by two teams, each with a maximum of eleven players; one must be the goalkeeper. A match may not start or continue if either team has fewer than seven players.” (from IFAB, law 3)

If they have any subs remaining, usually the latter. Otherwise one of the outfield players gets drafted in to play goalie for the rest of the match (as appeared to be happening in that video; you could see someone putting on a goalie jersey over their regular one). You need to have a goalie on the field at all times.

Two Towers spent a lot of time on the villagers of Rohan hiding out in the caves underneath the keep.

And on a 69 MPH curve, too.

So, uh, what the heck is going on in the EXCITING ZONE in that last video?

I appreciate the shout-out to Pokemon Blue, but it’s Klinger, not Kingler.

Do they come in left-handed?

It’s any part of the body that can be used to play the ball (so anything but the arms). If his torso is beyond the defender, that should be offside.

+1 fluffy bunny

They’re not offside because the guy with the ball hasn’t played it in yet. The only time that you check for “offside position” is when your teammate plays the ball, and that pass/shot ends up involving you in the play (either by you receiving/challenging for the pass, or a rebound off a defender or the goal). if…

They weren’t in an offside position, because the relevant timing is where they are when the ball was played, which was behind the ball. You’re partially right that “gaining an advantage” is the relevant bit because it came to them off a rebound, but them being upfield of the ball and defenders earlier in the play…