They’re behind the ball as it’s passed, so it’s irrelevant how many defenders are behind them. Not offside.

But why not put them in the division with Washington, to play up the rivalry with the former franchise?

Ah, the old sportspuck! A fine game.

I think that was clear when you spelled it basket-ball.

If you’re looking to lock your opponent out of playing things, it sounds like you want to be playing Ponza or Blue Moon.

Please, parallel universes.

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

That’s normal for this type of competition; looks like the Asian Games have the same eligibility as the Olympics, where each team is allowed 3 exceptions to the under-23 rule.

After the first paragraph it would appear to be “give them the appreciation they deserve by providing proper analysis”.

I assume you mean the 21st; he’s hugging the post when he scores, but there’s 2 defenders behind him (one in the goal, one off to the left) when the ball gets played to him by a teammate. After that it’s just bouncing off the keeper, so he can be wherever he likes.

counterpoint: nah, it’s still good

Can’t forget France-Argentina either.

Also in the third paragraph, within the same sentence about Argentina:

The record is 149, so they’ve got a ways to go there:

Due to stupid tournament rules, this has happened before!

counterpoint: I know exactly when I need to look up to catch the replays for every goal

There’s already a punishment for embellishment in place, and it’s a yellow. It just needs to actually get called.

It wasn’t a substitution, it was coming back on after being taken off the field to tend to an injury. Subs don’t happen on the fly like they do in hockey, they’re only when play is already stopped.

Swords is getting reprinted in Battlebond, which is not Standard-legal.

Booooooooo(snia)