Go away Rip Hunter, Sara and that Steel guy are doing a much better job without you.

I can’t see the name ‘Jimmer Fredette’ without singing the Davy Crockett theme song:

The shells are far and away where the taste is. But, (and this is incredibly important), you have to examine the shell before you eat it. “Big Peanut,” just like “Big Sunflower Seed,” will throw in a few rancid peanuts in every bag, just to fuck with you. There is nothing worse than biting into that one peanut that…

Flash doesn’t need Grodd, what Flash needs is more speedsters. There’s not nearly enough of them already, I think there’s been at least a couple of episodes without another speedster and that’s unacceptable, clearly.

No.....

Impoverishing public servants is a surefire way to create terrible corruption. One could argue that we already have terrible corruption, but this would be much worse.

Rich people would transfer all assets to a spouse and then work for the government. Dumb idea.

Lessons learned the hard way: Even if your girlfriend says she wants a toaster oven, often muses about how helpful it would be to have a toaster oven, and points out that a toaster oven is on sale at the local appliance store, she does not in fact want a toaster oven as a Christmas gift.

A $250K dollar car “totaled” with only THAT much damage? Yes, obvious suspension damage included. Seems like the Mustang did the PG a favor showing him he spent his money poorly. Particularly the insurance.

Jordan Reed after every play.

So after reading about scatter bands I learned thats its for people who can’t march in time and who aren’t funny enough for the college sketch/improve group

In my experience, the only people who enjoy bands like this are the people who are in bands like this.

A redhead playing a redhead? What heresy is this?

How did Hannah Keyser make it to this point in her life without ever having had fried chicken?

“If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!”

Except he’s Australian so I know he’s secretly trying to kill us all.

That was Repo Man with Jude Law. In the JT movie they were literally buying time on their countdown timer, and using their time like currency.

Wealth being a zero sum game is a fallacy, especially in a world where money gets created and wiped out digitally every day without ever having a physical representation to back it. It’s true that the wealthy do hang on to their wealth, but wouldn’t you in this day and age? Most of the wealthy aren’t Bill Gates and…

Literally the only thing I miss about Season 1 is Captain Cold.