I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

The Knicks are going to offer him a max contract and finally, for once in his fucking life, he is going to pass. smh.

PB M&M's > Reese's Pieces all day and twice on Sunday

You missed one:

Drew Magary, last week:

both of my grandfathers were world war 2 pilots in the pacific. My father is a retired colonel in the marine corp who served as a platoon leader in vietnam in 1968. He also fought in the first gulf war and trained the iraqi national guard in baghdad in 2005. He was head of security at the pentagon on 9/11 and was…

Then wait for the cheese to melt and apply it directly to your face.

Yep. I did it for a memorial day BBQ with some friends. Brined the shoulder and soaked the pinto beans overnight, and threw them both on my gas grill with a little smoker box at about 10am. Took them off around 4pm to grill up a couple marinated flank steaks, and made tacos with corn tortillas, queso fresca, cilantro,…

jezebel is ———————> way

I mean, I wouldn't have done it if it was for another company like a McDonald's, but what interested me is 800,000 Americans of extremely diverse backgrounds having access to good writing. A lot of those people don't have access to libraries, or bookstores.

"You shouldn't kick me in the balls.

I had a huge knock-down-drag-out with my ex about overpopulation when she wanted to watch that atrocious 19 Kids and Counting or whatever the fuck they call that Fertile Myrtle show. I said it was outlandish and completely irresponsible to have that many children, and she countered with "yeah, but they take care of…

I ran a half marathon once. I was about Meb's age and finished about 7 minutes slower than his marathon time. I thought I was doing ok holding a 6-7 mph pace until mile 12, where I cramped and ruined my chance at coming around 2:00:00. In the time that I ran my half, Meb already had completed 26.2 mi, raised a flag,…

It's an indication that you've given up on so much more than that.

So would this be the appropriate combo meal for the Flatizza?

One thing I notice, only one Canadian team in the playoffs

I'd certainly recommend it (maybe that's obvious), but it's also a show where it won't kill you if you're not "caught up" — it's not exactly Game of Thrones-level complex. Watching from the beginning would be more about learning to love the characters than grasping the intricacies of the plot. Goes quick, tho.

did anyone else do this? when I was younger and it was time for me to be picked up from football practice, I would call my house collect. then, when the operator says to say your name, I would yell, "come pick me up!" then hang right up.

The audio I'm adding in my head has him yelling "Shivakamini Somakandarkram!!!" as he glides past the camera.

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine