This better be Bill Burr’s 12-minute rant about Philadelphia or I’m taking my star back.

Former wife of Marilyn Manson, which is even worse.

What I saw of this race on the NBC recap (which was bullshit, by the way) contained a mention of this. The color commentator mentioned the bow wave that the lead swimmer generates and the lack of smooth water behind the leader. She(?) said that Phelps’ decision to stay underwater let him “sneak under” that bow wave…

I would hate to have to play clarinet for that song, but bari sax FTW!

He did mention something called “woodwind horns,” whatever the hell those are, so it sounds like saxomophones count.

Nicholas, I hate to burst your bubble, but Jim McMichael ran for the mayor of Joliet a few years ago, and not only did he not win in a landslide, he flat-out lost. So at least there’s some possibility that the ‘85 Bears team is losing its grip on the Chicago area.

My memory of that game was a near-constant stream of short passes to people that the Bears seemingly refused to cover. It felt like Lovie Smith decided to go all-in on preventing the deep ball and pulled the linebackers 10 yards off the line of scrimmage.

I think you answered your own question there.

Who tried stuffing Drew’s email with Todd and Chris’ complaint about the Bucs? Or is Tampa’s fanbase so apathetic that he had to print the same email twice?

A blimp with the second saying should be a “rigid airship,” not a blimp.

Look, if I’m going to cook my own damn hot dogs, it’s because I’m trying to avoid prep work. This spiralizing of the dogs is just not happening in Casa de notthatGreg.

Remember that scene in Scanners when the dude’s head blew up?

BASTARD! You just had to post that as a reply??

I don’t know how long the chain on that not-a-mace is, but it doesn’t look long enough to keep me outside Harambe’s reach. I see myself getting in one glancing blow to a shoulder or something equally non-fatal before getting my skull squished like a grape.

For as much as all the Niners haters/fans bitch about the playing surface in Levi’s Field or whatever, it’s only been a year or two. Come talk to me when you’ve been hearing complaints about the turf for a solid 2 decades or more like we have in Chicago. Buncha johnny-come-lately whiners.

All right! Another website to browse while I’m trying to avoid working!

“I got it, I got it, I got it.... I don’t got it.”

I would have said that Hillary wouldn’t pick Warren as her veep because more people like Warren. No way someone with an ego large enough to want to run for President in the first place would willingly designate a veep that might steal the show.

Why would Kerry go back to the Senate after being SoS? More importantly, with the painfully thin farm system the Dems appear to have at the moment, why waste one of their most reliable Senate seats giving it back to him?

No, I think it would be better if we used the Dan Patrick intentional mispronunciation: “jag-WIRES.”