Who needs a committee? Just call up Mark Buehrle and ask him how he keeps his games moving.

Whoa. Slow down there, cowboy. April baseball in Chicago sucks enough already. I don't want to have to watch games during our traditionally lousy Smarch weather.

What the hell was Peanut Tillman doing out there on the return/kickoff teams? I'd totally forgotten about that, but I'd bet you don't see any other teams using their best DB as a gunner/outside defender on special teams like that.

Then what the hell do you do with the remaining half-slice if you're only making one sandwich?

Thanks. I wasn't sure, but I thought I recalled it being available at the bar on the upper-deck terrace behind home plate and the press box.

Considering he's bald in House of Cards too, I'm guessing he wore a rug on The Strain. (I sort of hope he was, because that hairdo was just godawful.)

"Dank" is a positive? Shit, like I need another reason to feel old right now...

I seem to remember back when headsets were first introduced that communication was cut off with somewhere between 5-15 seconds left on the play clock. Of course, even if the headsets were still active, I can't imagine most QB's having the spare brainpower to comprehend what the coach is screaming and then act on the…

I'm enjoying these little encapsulated reviews of beers that I may not necessarily have access to, but we have to work on some of your adjectives. First you described a beer as having a "musty" taste and now you're describing a beer you apparently like as having "dankness." Did you spend a lot of time in the…

Could Jay Cutler look any more like DB Sweeney than he does in this video?

Probably not. I worked at another lower-end spaghetti place a long time ago, and the meat was already in the tomato sauce. I doubt OG would ever cook a plain tomato sauce and then add meat to each individual order given their already horrible cooking methods.

I'm really hoping this was a sarcastic question.

From the memo, it looks like Thaysa Silva was the only one that saw the gun that forms the basis for the aggravated assault charges and would be the only one that could testify to the domestic battery charge since there doesn't appear to have been any noticeable injury caused. Without her testimony the DA has no way…

Well, I've been pretty tired today. Maybe that has something to do with it.

OK then. I learned a bit about federal crim pro today. Thanks!

Maybe not; I don't know what the disclosure rules are in New Jersey, but that video is pretty clearly not exculpatory evidence, so there's a possibility that the prosecutor hadn't turned a copy of the video over prior to its leak to the public.

I don't know if it was just Seattle's offensive line being that good, but if Julius Peppers' stat line from last night is an accurate gauge of his ability the Bears' decision to cut him looks really good. 4 tackles, none for loss, and 1 QB hit? That ain't worth $10M/year or whatever his salary with the Bears was.

Maybe I've been lucky; I've never had any issues with the fans at Soldier Field.

Yeah, those of us living in big cities can get hit for a $14 ticket, but in Chicago that still requires either an IMAX or 3D upcharge. Since I can't remember the last movie I didn't see as a matinee, I probably won't go with this deal.

Yeah, those of us living in big cities can get hit for a $14 ticket, but in Chicago that still requires either an…

Yeah, ten Hall of Famers who might not be able to turn the corner on drives anymore or stay in front of their guy on defense (hence your zone suggestion, I assume). I don't know if "getting in shape" would make any of them close enough to their former playing speed, so maybe you're just playing the size mismatch(es)…