Can anyone tell me why this weather event deserves a name? Sure, 4 inches of snow in Georgia is unusual, but "Winter Storm Leon?" FFS, if we start naming every snowfall in the US we're going to run out of letters by Christmas.

Hell, 13 degrees would be a heat wave in Chicago right now. I remember the glorious days long ago when it got all the way up to 21. Man, that was livin'.

Does this guy think he's going to have to play outside with this new shirt, or are locker rooms a lot colder than the rest of the stadium?

Do you need more? Our Corporate Overlords must be comfortable in their efforts to Be Seen Watching Football Like Regular People.

My pet peeve with offensive players "earning" fouls is the post-up player that rams his shoulder into the defender's chest to create space. Shaq used to be the biggest (in more ways than one) beneficiary of this tactic, but it hasn't really gone away since he retired.

Who's this "V.N.O." that seems to have everyone up in arms?

I think you want Burneko's Kinja site.

Maybe she's got more piercings than most women.

Then I must not be paying much attention to the commercials.

Well, if Japan has anything like many US states' "use tax," there would be a mechanism to get that additional tax money, but as Illinois citizens are proving, ain't no one dumb enough to voluntarily pay that use tax on their online purchases.

If you're trying to get into the habit of working out on a regular basis and don't want to/can't make a ton of noise in the process, here's something you can try. It's not really long and you won't get ripped doing this, but it'll get your blood moving and will work your muscles a bit. All you really need is an…

p90x is probably not the best place for an older and overweight person to start unless that program includes some way of scaling exercises for beginners. The commercials I've seen make this look like the sort of thing that you'd dive headlong into the first time, hurt like hell the next day and then give up.

That wouldn't have made as much sense since he's doing the Mighty Mouse bit. Might have made the whole thing harder to identify.

Ted put Dukes of Hazzard in his original email. Don't think that counts as "unmentioned."

Until you get up to about a 7:30 min/mile pace or thereabouts, your effort level on the treadmill will be roughly equivalent to running outdoors with no wind. Some people can train exclusively on treadmills with no ill effects, but you do have to take into account the fact that you're running on a perfectly flat…

A local burger establishment makes their Bloody Mary with a bit of grated Parmesan cheese (eh) and a shot or so of stout. Not sure what else goes in, but it's a tasty drink.

Then it's not really a Bloody Mary. That's like substituting onions for olives in your martini—you end up with a Gibson instead of a martini. Besides, vodka's better than gin any day of the week.

NO! You must replace that with the Stone of Triumph!

There's an ESPN Cleveland now?

That was my question as well, and I'm willing to bet that most of the blathering about this vote is based on the fact that Deadspin was involved. Had Dan sold/given his vote to Bob Costas we wouldn't have seen 90% of these responses.