I don't know why anyone with internet access would ever pay for porn.

Don't sugar coat it. how does everyone feel about this guy? I'm going to go one step further: fuck Rhianna, too.

But did he say it furiously fighting the urge to laugh out of character ('breaking' I think they call it?) That's what really makes it funny.

The pay for porn doesn't bother me as long it does not require things I don't like to do.

It's not fake, it is scripted.

If that boat is going down, I'd keep the life preserver. Just saying.

Go on, I'm listening.

Rudy-poo. Duh.

Fake news. Seriously. Free press. These guys love each other they make so much money together. Christ.

From a movie?

Uh, it's safe with me.

As long as your a happy drinkie and not an angry/violent drinkie I guess.

Isn't Radix a copy of Iron Man to begin with? When you copy someone that is copying you, is that copyright infringement?

Stop telling people. It can be your secret.

Cue violin music intro.

Promises to be funny. I've been lied to before. By funnier people.

Are you sure? They might just hate themselves.

They took down comment "don't worry, she'll be back on her knees in no time".

Tattoo it on your forehead.

If you describe yourself as a 'foodie' please punch self in face. Everyone likes food.