The fastest zombies would not slow down in quest for prey, in my opinion…nevermind though, i was just off on a simpsons geek tangent rant. Certainly the initial wave of zombie dead would be pretty decomposed by now, large groups of walker seem less likely as time passes in general .

Am I to believe that this is some magical land where the scattered zombies on the beach all regrouped to arrive at the exact same time? The writers really have to be kicking themselves on this one.

we hope.

I love the attack of the walkers. They all come at once—and then NO more. Also, when Maggie and Aaron are attacked by two walkers, the four people walking by don't even stop for a second so Maggie can finish digging out the bush or whatever… ugh. Some lazy writing.

“Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?”

Just in time for nobody to give a shit, also.

this promises to be a dr. feelgood movie.

A Chips remake? How could it fail?

The Spit house is something completely different.

Right from the opening scene the autotune was pretty (er, painfully) obvious. I quietly commented on the horrible auto tune to my lady who made me see it. The Gaston song scene was worth price of admission, granted. They killed it.

It might be you. 3rd Rock had some brilliant stuff.

Holy shit, literal LOL. You win the internet today.

You got scrawny brainy guy in my big dumb guy!
YOU got big dumb guy in my scrawny brainy guy!

That never crossed my mind. Thank you for making Spiderman even more erotic for me.

Don't clutter the AV club comment section with your fake news. Believe me, this book is in every library—or it was checked out and never returned. I look forward to the facts coming out after thorough investigation.

Key…God.

Believe me.

Visit your local library—it's FANtastic. Wait, that's the NBA. The library—it's free book usagetastic

No, Homer, very few cartoons go to air live. It's a tremendous strain on the animator's wrist.

My guess is that they were hipsters playing a joke.