Did he really stop smoking weed, or was that just press for this? Fuck he is funny/talented.

tap tap tap. Is this thing on?

OH, and the first Jack Reacher was good. The 2nd one was bad.

I want to hate his movies but I cannot. Edge of Tomorrow was amazing. Oblivion was very good. The MI movies are entertaining. I loved Risky Business, too lol .

She said something that made sense. They cannot have that.

Drunken state?

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

Looper, lmao. Their string of 'why we don't see Joe Blow' videos are snarktastic. Gee whiz, why can't every person that ever starred in a film continue to make successful film after film? It's pretty simple. Ask any movie star.

4:15 the happy drunk weatherman. Classic. Jeans, unbuttoned and untucked with sport coat. He's pushing the dress code.

She is so super talented. Does sarcasm work on AVclub?

Seeing old Parks and Rec clips are even funnier. Man was he pasty.

I am so taking the under on 50 years.

If she invited his arch rival it might be better. He has to have one.

It's how Artie would want it.

What's the over under on his date of death? I can't go past 2018.

None of us written about, right?

It sucks because Ellen will have him on now and it will be all about following your dreams no matter what they say. Ellen is &unty like that.

Yeah, that just blew my RAM.

You NAILED that one.

Aw crud, my old tshirts old lady put aside are on top of my weed box. Fuck.