He's singing about his dick!

And:

he's joey blowey, sometimes just a little slowey.

Who wants their Tool cheery and uplifting?

Hooker with a Penis.

Am I right?!!

Yo, how come there are no brothers on Game of Thrones, anyways?

Kept it light for the most part, then hit with the Heaven's Gate at the end. Trump is sort of the same thing, right? Just without the Nikes.

You'll be back. You can't quit.

And infinitely more likely to be in situation where it is an issue.

Major uncool, babe.

Fortunately he doesn't even know his name. Just the same.

Except these cops will be living live a quarter mile at a time, bruh.

Dan is the best, but does he really fear cunnilingus? Is it frequently forced upon him?

Show is a little rough on Jerry. As divorced dad it's a little rough on me too. Still brilliant stuff as usual.

this comment board is safe.

There's a fish fry at a bar The Old Irish Mill that is last meal worthy. They'd make millions if they'd hire decent bartenders. And get the pee smell out of there. Great owner, though. Not sure why he keeps those guys around.

Everything looks like angry penises to you.

scaling down on that whistle or up?

symbolly. cymbal? never mind. there was a brass/iron/metal riff somewhere there but caffeine has kicked in and not the weed yet.