I was always amazed people found this guy funny. I laughed at Wedding Singer, granted. But that was mostly Billy Idol.

There are at least two or three Seattle bands still in line in front of Pearl Jam as far as I'm concerned. Sofaking over rated. They're fine. Whatever.

I'm just tickled that the words "Nick Cage" and "good movie'' are in same sentence. A lot of people give him a hard time, but he's got some good stuff out there.

Hammer. Swords. Short hair. Long Hair. Fine, whatever, just get me to the bumper after the credits.

1st and 10! Ogre. haha. They threw a lot of spaghetti at the wall, some of it stuck.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy´s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a (laughs) magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Just close the one where none of the other terrorists know the entire plan about knocking out the power. Patton Oswalt slays on this point.

Hangin' out…

Oh boy.

The XFL should have worked, but they made it too stupid. If they just put a football product out there without all the nonsense it would have really worked. They had real athletes. The play arena football still. They made it too stupid and nobody wants to work with an asshole.

Tom Lester AND Ray Stevens??? How does this NOT work??

…replacing Shia LaBeouf, who is either too much of an artist or not enough of one to take part in something like this…

Be careful, you might be bored in a week.

So Reese Witherspoon is a natural.

They are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement.

Surgery. From look of the picture on this article it could have been elective. Which would suck.

Is it really?

I am not familiar with the Chance the Rapper, but this is a fun move. Well done.

Way too soon. When you're that big the heart is working harder to get blood to ends of arms/legs. Not a lot of tall old men. Little old men.

He said you would be tired of winning so much. Not sick. Are you eating right?