Go on….

If you even bothered to read the email, you'd know that mine had a twist.

Seriously, he can make facebook page and a website for as little as $5.

Fuck. I'll never get that out of my head now. Thanks.

Someone's always playing corporation games
Who cares they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible write us off the page

I have a lesbian couple friend who kind of shrug their shoulders at the politics and eat here anyways because they like it. They joke that intolerance is delicious.

She's been making this kind of money for 20 years.

Online dating is a quagmire. I found it a complete waste of time. If you can't check the income over 150K box on match, nobody will respond. You get more response if you do check that, but that isn't going to get you someone you want.

Will there be a little stalking/creepiness later? Asking for a friend.

You want my hairpiece, I give you my hairpiece. The stuff writes itself.

He's managed to parlay this schtick into more than I might have imagined. And I'm stoned and have a great imagination.

If my phone stays charged? I'm listening. Are there a lot of meetings?

I knew there was a reason God made their arms so short.

Pffft, all of my rooms are lined in aluminum foil. Duh.

I wish Leslie Jones used 'too' instead of 'to' much energy. One of that douche's assertions is that she doesn't know English.

Way better than "That's all folks". lmao.

That's all folks?

Oh shit.

It was a green screen moment for sure.

Darryl's hair color bothers me more than the oiliness. I never looked natural—it makes him look like the old guy at the club. Karl clearly has access to shampoo, conditioner, and cream rinse. I know TV has to pretty it up a litte, but there is no lack of concealer/base for the ladies of the post apocolypse.