I saw Blazing Saddles at drive in (double feature with Young Frankenstein just after Gene Wilder passed). Oh my. I am not the PC police, but god damn was that an awful movie that does not hold up. Yeah, it has all the great one liners, but it's virtually unwatchable outside of nostalgic purposes.

Deadly Grounds was name of my ill fated coffee shop.

At least they only got the shortest month of the year, and a cold one where there won't be too many picnics to celebrate it and shoot each other (going for most deplorable)

Steven sings about what he knows in the 'punani' song. https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc

Finally. Bill Murray can be happy. My life is complete.

It's good. It makes a lot of people happy, which is good for the world 'chi'. That's not a bad thing.

Boo. Get to "workin' overtime".

This could be my next ringtone.

Fuck, I literally cannot stop laughing. Finally: GREAT JOB INTERNET!

While delicious, I bet her intestines were not prepared to handle that onslaught…enzymes and such.

Going Mobile Food Services.

Me neither. I live it.

Boy.

I'm only about the good fun.

She'll laugh, her daughter is in her mid 20's and would probably react the exact same way.

Dear God, the look on her face when she bites into it. I'm forwarding this to friend who's daughter is vegetarian since 4th grade also.

Is it over already?

Serving up bullshit with a smile.

The ending of the last season of The Fall tests my ability to suspend disbelief.

You still probably need tic tacs. Just saying.