If it helps, the Cubs tied a 111 year old record: most times shut out in post season. Take that 1905 Philadelphia Athletics!

Clapton played Patti Boyd better, apparently.

It's a four way tie for worst Beatle, I'm afraid.

Bees: make honey.

Ask Mel Gibson. A lot of people.

Billy Bob Thorton's Nebuchadnezzar Adult Swim Series may have found a mortician.

Has any picked up the option for Balaam’s talking donkey? That has franchise written all over it.

The last Rambo was incredibly good.

he is not a perneal favorite, agreed.

I don't know, it looks like a svelte Don Zimmer to me.

No. This doesn't look like a good match on paper. Or celluloid. Or whatever they put it on now.

It's more like the rural route to hell. It doesn't involve necrophilia, I'm trying to make it look more effortless,

Not true. Fornicating for pleasure is forbidden—only for reproduction is it not sinful. Duh.

Already working on it.

Pretty Boy Modeling agency changed my life.

I had a summer job in mail room for Allstate back in the early 80's. There were direct mailings with postage paid envelope to start your membership. Religious sorts not interested in towing service would include these pamphlets which were, of course, hysterical. I had quite a collection of these by the time summer…

I thought Adrian Zmed was in trouble.

The doctors say I swallow a lot of aggression. Along with a lot of pizza.

Information I did NOT need. BAD job internet!

It had a big finish, but the set up was way too long, not worth the payoff.