Watering his lawn.

Not the least funny Adam Sandler movie of recent years. Now there's a review quote they'll put on the ad.

Depressing job, internet.

Finally, Disney gets on the incest rape bandwagon.

Great pizza, internet.

Ah, this movie will be a wicked pissah. Mahky Mahk is so funny.

i was living with a lesbian couple for a few months and friends would always rib me "hey you gonna hit that?". I'm like, yeah right, TWO women that aren't interested in men that I can't possibly satisfy? sounds like a bad plan.

He creates new genres and then he transcends them.

Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you might not be right for some.

There's only one quintessential theme song. Tootie, cue "Facts of Life".

That is one great boat tour. For me to poop on!

Point taken, but there's so much more past the beach: food, new hiding places from predators, uncharted territory with untold potential.

Man climbing mountains is like fish climbing beaches. Except fish have more sense than that.

Shit job, internet!

Revolution #9 is my only real skip.

The picture above the Oingo Boingo section looks like Dave Grohl in disguise.

Whoa, whoa brother. Dating? Let's weigh the pros and cons.

I don't know too much ICP, but watching them review videos is hysterical….

The Rock will be cooking Chinese, apparently. If you can smelllll it.

wrecked him? nearly killed him.