I can't Piven. Sorry.

those peacock girls are making my pants tight.

1995 called…

Well this ought to be good for his street cred.

Debra is the shit. Wish I was there.

Vin Diesel rocks in Perfect Pitch Black.

So its a real hollywood 'feel good' story?

Even in space you can smell what The Rock is……cooking.

I tripped across a Sinbad stand up special years ago, think it was on comedy central. I was not prepared for how funny he was, which was very.

You only amplify my point. Ringo rocks!

I'd still take Ringo over Keef. Party with Keith Moon, marry a Bond girl. Tour with the guy from Mister Mister? Pfft, trifecta.

Marge Simpson only gets runner up? Blasphemy.

"The Star Wars". Brilliant.

ha, there's a Joe Rogan video of him talking with Dave Foley about borderline personality disorder. It's messed up.

he is an arteeest.

Great news, your wait is over—it's in theaters now!

(puts down once beer filled football trophy and wipes suds from beard to shout)

These notions that dudes in rock bands don't want to be rock stars is a little tired. That's the only goal. Of course, I can understand it not being all it's cracked up to be—but let's not act like it isn't the main goal of being in a band.

The Midnight Caller?

Wow, that tour is hitting all the hot spots.