You get your appetizer free if you rape your sister at the buffet.

That's just like, your opinion, man.

The true believers will forgive them.

The truth is only sometimes more entertaining without writer's embellishment.

That and ticket sales were poor. Moz makes Beiber look like Henry Rollins.

Joaquin Phoenix is so angry he didn't go to this level.

wait for it….

I could move it. With my mind. Oh wait, in my mind. That's different.

Chimp warfare much more manageable.

Rampant OCD paired with refresh key is my best guess.

I find Katy Perry and her music devoid of soul. That's probably the problem. Bruno Mars rocked the stuffing out of it last year and Prince is incredible performing any day of the week.

Worst. Halftime. Ever.

The robot repair one is pretty good, actually.

Nothing quite as 'politically incorrect' as James Bond raping a woman "No, James, no….ohhhhh, James".

Nerrrrrrrrrrrrds! (Hoisting football trophy full of beer)

He wasn't until forced. He's a high priced entertainer/athlete with some legal obligations to talk to the media. He made it a problem. He's fixing it now, with hilarious results. Show. Business.

Yes, it is in the contract that his union negotiated. Talk to the media. Stop making excuses for him. He has a contract that he has to adhere to. He didn't. Now he is. The league profits greatly from free media coverage. He profits from the league. It's pretty simple. Yes he is a super cool rebel who plays…

actually, his multi million dollar contract has provision that he must—so it is part of his job. That is how a contract works.

But the controversy is BS. Just show up, answer some questions, make 30K a minute and go the f home. It's such a retarded rebellion. It's your GD job. Show up for work. Get money get paid .

I couldn't care less if he speaks or not, but it's in his multi million dollar contract that he has to do these things. Show. Business. Sports. Entertainment.