Mall Punk. Perfect description. Never understood how theses guys (or Green Day) were ever considered punk.

Green man!

There will be missed steaks, anyways. Pity.

they were going to make one for Screech until he actually started stabbing people, it's no longer ironic.

Shut up Meg.

The Patriots cheat. Nobody cares. End of story.

Yes, when something works, it works.

That's the best offer I've had in awhile.

It's just a lucky coincidence that the most optimistic line up for high superbowl ratings occurred.

If you're not cheating, you're not trying to win.

Pompousity. Pompasticity. Pompousness. One of those.

What's the deal with high heels? I only have these because they match my purse and give me chance to look Heidi Klum in the nipples, right?

Whoa oh oh hangin balls.

WAY too much hair lol.

Yeah, but couldn't Cypher have uploaded him a juicy steak program once in awhile?

Interesting. Interesting job—not quite drumming, not quite running. Power walking maybe.

Will Jesse Ventura be getting royalties off this film?

I think it is time for "The Snake Handling O'Sheas". It has something for everyone.

You don't find your butt on trial unless it is guilty of something.

It has to be more rewarding than writing for the comments section on AV club.