I try to follow a regimented feeding schedule with my cat but she screams at me so much I give her snacks just to shut her up. This is probably a bad sign for my future human-child parenting skills.

My rapid fire typing and frequent need to edit and your chronic, oft-lamented tone deafness are not remotely comparable.

So my children will have home made clothes, moderately expensive food and will go ape-shit for cheese.

10/10 would read daily.

Can they hire her as a columnist, pretty please?

If you believe blind items there are TONS of gay rumors about Kanye.

Didn't…didn't Amber catch Wiz with twin sisters or something like that?

My boobs are hurting in sympathy just looking at that photo there. She is gorgeous as usual, but that top has got to be painful.

They should be paying HER. She's been providing some extremely entertaining material recently!

More importantly, what kind of dirt does Amber have on Kanye??

I am pretty sure that nobody believes him.

Well, since you asked nicely, yes I will share my Rihanna with you :)

And you rarely think before you speak. It's a chronic problem that's been noted before.

Please stop claiming black people. Kthxbye.

Yes, dear, but you're not from Barbados either. You'll pardon if I take umbrage to my most famous countrywoman being claimed as someone else's national treasure.

It sounds like what you are saying is that its ok for Obama to use the drones because...hey...previous leaders would have used them the same way if they had that technology available. In fact, they probably would have used them in worse ways than Obama, so give the guy a break.

Heaven only knows how many assaults have gone unreported on top of the figure listed. I'm guessing the proportion of actual assaults to reported assaults is even greater among these imprisoned women and LGBTQ people .

probably because he is and always has been a center-right president on the majority of issues. Obama has supported all kinds of miserable practices.

It is confusing, totally! I'm not an expert, and have been just picking these things up from the news, but there are 2 lawsuits going on.