That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

I saw it. Cory Batey was stone faced. Brandon Vandenburg smirked and shook his head in disgust. There were shouts from the audience when Vandenburg's guilty verdicts were announced. He is apparently dating his lawyer's daughter. Gag.

And a new vet.

so funny that even after hearing all the guilty verdicts against his friend, Vandenberg couldn't believe that he, a bonafide white dude, would get the same verdict for the same crime. The theatrics from his lawyer and family didn't gain any sympathy from me either. I feel like he should get an even harsher sentence,…

Vandenburg's face looks like, "But I'm a white and I played football. How COULD they??" Also, he looks like a straight up moron, so I guess I can see how he's having trouble grasping that fact.

That second defence lawyer is a piece of shit.

Before she got behind the wheel.

My thought exactly. Bless the person who dusts all of that.

Ahhh okay. still curious as to which is which, though i'm guessing Manuel is the business partner? But then Manuel is the one sitting next to Cohen at the end.

Wait-is this guy in a throuple and they just breeze over that? both those other guys seem to live there and are of differing ages so I can't tell what's going on.

As Commander of the Feline Uprising I am going to wake you up by kneading incessantly on your chest at 4am until you feed me respect your opinion.

These are men after my own heart. I'm all like:

I'm on to you and your kind and will not be silenced. #fightthecatoverlords

On behalf of all cats may I offer you a non-apology...I'm sorry you feel that way.

I will spare this man when I rule over all as a benevolent cat dictator.

My sinuses are flaring up just by looking at that. So awesome. So adorable. So...much cat dander.

solid correction.

You mean dead and closeted.

Fuck you Sally. Just Fuck you.
Conversion therapy kills young people. But I guess people like her would prefer dead and straight than alive and gay.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.