Just coming down here to say I wish I didn't click on that Facebook link. Gail Lane, you are an asshole. "And if she is 18 she knows she is not suppose to drink. So maybe she regrets the night before and is crying wolf. But that is my opinion. So dont send hate messages." I won't send you hate messages but I will call…

What an ass-hat of an attorney.

God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.

Rights to privacy, bodily autonomy, and dignity are things that actually matter.

I hear ya. It's more of a witch hunt than a solution that would lead to betterment. A pattern, I'm afraid.

Right, that's the point I was trying to make but I just got out of surgery this morning and I am apparently to drugged out to get my point across haha

So?

Yes, because literally making vulnerable and pregnant women fear for their life if they say anything is the best way to convince them to get help.

Great. So rich women will never be prosecuted because their drugs are somehow OK drugs, and poor women will be more likely to have their babies in unsafe conditions and/or abandon them for fear of punishment. And bonus! One more reason to start cramming unfortunate people into those prisons! It was getting super…

I like Amber, but let's be honest, shall we? Amber was never the new 'it girl," nor is she someone who was well-known before the gossip surrounding Johnny Depp started. Emma Stone is an it girl, Jennifer Lawrence is an it girl, Lupita Nyong'o is an it girl. They are all in popular movies and most people know who they…

OMG how did you know Johnny's my roommate and he tells me EVERYTHING, obv.

I love this response. Is it ok if I say it in my head like a character outta Steele Magnolias? It just begs for a Southern accent ;-)

I was being super sarcastic, if you heard my tonality when I was writing that you'd totally get it lol. But I guess it needs work.

*creeps on creepin' on.

Yeah... don't get me wrong, I think she's extremely funny and really smart, but her family was already rolling in money before she was even born. She was always going to be just fine.

Someone had to say it. Thanks for stepping up.

Mostly because he's become the ultimate cliche rich guy that dumps his girlfriend of god knows how many years and mother of his children to wife up with some talentless actress half his age and gift wrap a career for her. Plus, Tonto.

Isn't it obvious? He's the same everloving goof as always, but now he's having children with someone half his age. We don't do that here honey

People thought was so special, so unique. Turns out he's just another aging actor (who dresses like every day is Halloween) chasing the next starlet.

I'm not anti-gun, and I'm not "making an issue about the horribleness of guns." You can't deny that fatally stabbing ten people is a lot harder and a lot less likely than fatally shooting ten people. It's just a fact. And that's why I'm glad he wasn't shooting people in there.

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