Oh yes, because the correct response to this sort of thing is to fire the woman you were kissing and then refuse to actually be held accountable. HERP DERP.

She is not only looked at him cross eyed but also giving him the side.eye. That is all the reassurance I needed. Side eye please don't let me down!

HAHHAHAHAHA! I love this lady. She is no nonsense. He started sobbing uncontrollably and she was like "that's it, let's come back to this tomorrow."

LOL You should be on his defense team. That's a much more plausible defense. I stayed up watching his testimony. Every time the camera cut to her parents my heart broke a little. You can just tell they think he's full of shit.

You know what, this does cheer me up.

The judge has sat on some very high profile cases, including a serial rapist police officer and an officer who murdered his wife in the grounds of a police station. She is known for not being very lenient.

If it will cheer you up, here's a still of the judge listening to his version of events.

I was going to say "obvious horseshit," but slightly implausible works too.

Let's just say his version of events is slightly implausible.

His defense is so patently unbelievable that I keep wondering why he didn't just try to claim he was sleepwalking.

I'd be surprised (... And pissed to be honest) if he's found innocent of intent to murder. His story is absolutely ridiculous and doesn't make an ounce of sense, unless you sort of want to believe what he's saying.

He looks like the emperor of all creepy middle-aged guys.

But we also need things to be cheap. The wage has been stagnant for some 30 odd years now.

Supporting example of what? Do you even English?

Yeah, no. Troll harder.

"Fair" would be shooting him dead through a bathroom door, not removing his arms and ridiculing him. Not that I want to live in a society where either of these things are considered acceptable legal procedure.

....err, is there a special reason why prison wouldn't work in this case?

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While in general I agree, in this case it would appear that Chili's did not actually realize that the NAA is an anti-vaccine organization. The NAA itself tends to minimize and hide this fact, while supporting much louder mouthpieces for that sort of batshittery.

Don't be rash.