I'll accept TG:USA Stig if it's him.

@92BuickLeSabre: It's them and the roaches if NYC ever gets nuked. I've wonder how they survive with all the chemicals found in our tap water.

@jay13x: +1

I'm just waiting for the cameraman in the background to start yelling "Goober".

@brijazz: Again, being a bad driver is universal. There is no need to keep alive this stereotype because you find it funny.

@brijazz: So are you implying Chinese people have zero driving skills?

@ddhboy: Imagine if they give recommendations by your weight.

Elegant design for an unnecessary problem.

@ninjamurf: I don't see any tanks for storage of the reclaimed oil. For it to run 24/7 and be efficient they would require huge tanks towed behind it. Releasing it to the air is simpler but are we just trading one form of pollutant with another?

@Sir Gibler: In the video they state that the fabric is heated to release the oil from it and then rolled back out to absorb more oil.

Eventually peeing into someone else's gas tank will no longer be considered a prank but a form of payment.

@southernscrew: Your story reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.

The Mob had a simpler method of Aquamation.

I can see this totally happening in San Francisco.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: My small tank of neon tetras bows down before your tank.

Antoine approves of this.

@cassiebearRAWR: They had to make do with what's around. Probably couldn't find the lion or karate chimp.

@Damn the Fanboys: Nah just the people moving here are. If you lived in NYC since 1980's most likely you already have a 212 area code.

@Fish_Beard: My ex used to date this FedEx driver. Every day she asks me if I want to buy a laptop, new in box.

@Zinger314: What about body pillows?