@Shamoononon: I'm so excited, so vajazzled for this!

@DrunkenOstrich: Both company uses Foxconn or maybe they are just lazy

Clooney got the best seat in the house

Should had got AdBlock Plus - no more monkey ads....

3D - lame back in the day. still lame today. Somebody make the Holo Deck already.

@I-Gemini-I: haha, sorry anytime someone mentions buying lotion I just remember that scene from the movie

@I-Gemini-I: Crunch: I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe-vera bullshit! Get it right, mutha fucka!

@MacAttack: The real question is, did he take any damage jumping from that height? Usually in games I lose a few HP jumping from the third floor.

@se7a7n7: I think it's a cabin for Balloon Boy

@Chromeo's name has nothing to do with the band Chromeo: What's your address? I'm ordering 100 pies to see if it works.

@RandomFrequentFlierDent:

@Sir Gibler: Schizophrenics tend to do that

@Time Pilot AKA: I'm anticipating a class action lawsuit when floors start giving away after repeated vigorous jumping in the same spot.

This just reminds me of Enterprise opening song. Seeing how far we have come from paper and ink to digital to ?. I am excited to see what our future holds for us, if we survive that long.

@Slinkytech: You got poor reception?

@KryptonZero: "Hey Bill, looks like ones catching and the other one is pitching. Heh heh heh."

Proof positive chemicals are already altering our genes. C'mon look at these mutant bastards and tell me that they didn't rise up from toxic sludge like Hedorah.

@Nitesh Singh: Computer, calculate Pi to the last digit.