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#21 The End - and what a nice end it is

@roodles: same here, I hated his smug ass ever since he stood on the cutting board

New to Addidas Fall line, silver track suits

God is in a pissed off mood now - watch out Goldman Sachs execs

@_MARVKO_: hahahaha, you dumb bastard it's not a schooner it's a sailboat

@James Marino: Don't be surprised when they break down your door at 3AM serving a warrant only to find out it was the "wrong" address...

@Civil Negligence: looks like he did stop - hence the pot belly and general out of shape-ness

@bluehinter: looks like a War Machine version of the Robot Chicken

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@evildead1971: I thought Van Helsing was ok at best, but Xmen Origins: Wolverine was just a 3 day old turd wrapped in rotten cheese covered in vomit.

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@evildead1971: I thought Van Helsing was ok at best, but Xmen Origins: Wolverine was just a 3 day old turd wrapped in rotten cheese covered in vomit.

".....yacht submerges, bubbles rising" - that's like me getting into a tub and after 5 minutes soaking in it.

@bainelaker: Tweet 1 - "Saw a hot chick on corner with a blue top."