“moderate”? No. Those instagrams are everything.

Every time I see a photo of Jr., the movie American Psycho pops in my head. Is it just me?

Does Greg’s wife know that he’s gay? Does he call her “Mother?”

All *American* airlines. I just flew back from Asia this week on ANA. It was noticeable and almost disconcerting how much more pleasant the interactions with the flight staff were. The default attitude of staff on US carriers seems to be that of cranky substitute teachers who are just waiting for a student to try…

She has a job— her blog— which she is #blessed to have. You act like being an inspiration to others isn’t work!!

I am a survivor and I will always be a survivor. I will never get to know what my life would have been like had I not been raped. So, yeah, he can carry that for the rest of his life, just like she will carry what he did to her for the rest of her life.

He wrote 41 pro-Juice comments over a 9 hour period. That’s a dizzying commitment to a goddamn fucking juicer.

Because in addition to saying you like the juice you’ve tried to make the argument that squeezing the bags by machine vs. hands produces “more nutrients”, that it represents appreciable value vs. other high end “juicer machines” and have been repeating the same points in multiple threads.

But but but...why can’t they just, you know, buy cartons of juice and put them in the fridge? Also, it’s not like juice is some kind of staple - it’s soda with better PR.

If the bags contain only chopped fruits, vegetables and herbs and no liquid, then it would not come out very cold when you squeeze it (and chilling it would impede the ability of the machine to extract the juice from the produce). Seems like it’s really mostly filled with pre-pressed juice and a few scraps of pulp…

It uses a very specific process to get the juice.

I am honestly confused by the concept of students that are old enough to drink coffee but still haven’t figured out how to do basic per-unit calculations. They may never know how lucky they are to have you looking out for them.

You really shouldn’t be doing this if they’re not paying you.

Packaged in a factory and shipped in a bag isn’t part of any definition of “fresh” I’ve seen outside of overblown marketing material.

And here I am just eating fruits & vegetables whole like a goddamned caveman. Juicing things the primitive way with my teeth.

“I’m a health food evangelist, but I don’t make my own juice from fruit. I sell bag juice.”

If he isn’t aware of it yet, he will be once his rotting, tangerine face sets foot in the UK.

She is the only woman on the planet that can get near him with no secret service. She could poison his tea or stab him in the eye with an icepick. It wouldn’t be unprecedented for a British monarch to murder somebody that poses a danger to the realm. What are they going to do, send her to the Tower? She could take it…

I hope the Brits put his ass in the goddamn carriage but tell him that the Queen can’t join him because it’s dangerous for her to sit next to one of the most hated men in London during a large protest. I want him to sit in the fucking open carriage as it rolls slowly while every protester hurls insults at him.