Not an author, because that’s too published.

He likes to present himself as an aggressive alpha male, but grammatically he’s a bottom.

Hoo boy. He calls himself Dr. because he has PhD(s?) in Greek, Latin, and philosophy. I have a PhD in Classics and art history. If I EVER referred to myself as Dr., I would be laughed the fuck out of my profession. Fuck this smug piece of shit. I bet he has a micropenis.

If someone tells you they’re a writer and they’re living in Brooklyn, immediately ask them to list five things they’ve written that have been published/performed/optioned etc. Demand receipts. I don’t care if it’s rude. --signed, an actual writer in Brooklyn

For real though, how has no one mentioned this?

I think Benedict is catfishing us all.

Ugh, his complexion is a thousand percent “bloated corpse in dirty river.”

Keep Valhalla Weird

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

I saw the Spin Doctors there in 1998.

Holocaust centers.

I like that the guy whose job is to concisely relay information to the press, is unable to make a statement without issuing a clarification to explain his original clarification.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

*waves* !احلا يا عمري 💕

Well plus side it means that a Qatari billionaire is now available so.... *crosses fingers, have your dad call my dad*

Nothing is impeachable if Congress doesn’t do anything, and this Congress will do nothing.

One or two meetings, could it be an oversight? Sure. “Dozens” of meetings? Not an effing chance.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

It’s deliberate falsification, not a fucking oversight. What the hell?

More like clever moves by Putin.