Absolutely! Logic requires precision.

I love you for pointing out pronoun disagreement.

I work with someone universally despised in our office. She is incompetent and abrasive. All of the negative feedback she receives is classified, in her mind, as part of some large conspiracy against her. She honestly doesn’t know what she has done to deserve reprimands and the ire of her colleagues. How do I know…

Play golf, I guess? So much golf.

I’ve marched. For years I’ve called/emailed/written letters to my Reps and Senators (one of whom now that I’ve moved is Graham, whose staff must surely be tired of my messages by now). Shit, I was raised marching and contacting elected officials.

Exactly! I thought they were all about getting rid of “politically correct” language. Why are they sanitizing their identities? Neo-nazis, man. Never the brightest bulbs.

I am a college English instructor in the South (but I’m from California where the internment camps were taught and visited). One of our lit classes has a text with a collection of haiku written by those in the Japanese internment camps. They are heartbreaking, yet hopeful pieces. And every semester I am heartbroken…

Back when she got pulled over for carjacking or some shit, the cops found a baggie of blow in her pocket and she responded by claiming they weren’t her pants. She disavowed ownership of the coke pants. I know that I am constantly strolling along and then realizing that the slacks I’m wearing are not my own. So…

I know a guy who falls off the wagon all the time (and works as a sober counselor!). When this happens, he drunk dials me and proposes marriage, claiming to have been in love with me for decades. Sober? Radio silence. But I digress. Last time he called he had a REALLY bad English accent that was all over the place…

I know I am being sensitive, but the correct usage is “THE East Bay.”

That is exactly what I was thinking! Even if we were to buy his clearance sale bag of horse shit, he should say “indirectly responsible.” To be directly responsible is to pull the trigger one’s self. Unless that is their new conspiracy.

How much did Snoop get paid? Why does that kid have such a limited range of motion and facial expression? Was this a Make A Wish thing? I have so many questions.

Man, fuck all of this.

My uncle and his family sat next to Mark Ruffalo and his family at one of the Disneyland California Adventure resort restaurants. Apparently, the whole Ruffalo clan is disgusting. Made a huge mess, food all over the floor and table, kids out of control. Then they changed the baby’s poop diaper on the table, which is…